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Catfish Recap: Glass Eye is the New George Glass
It’s time for another crapisode of “When People on Craigslist Finally Meet: A Love Story.” Just when you start to yawn over this show we’re always introduced to a new cast of characters with odd...
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Catfish Mid-Season Reunion Recap…Because Apparently This is What We Do Now
I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that Dr. Drew isn’t hosting the Catfish reunion. The bad news is that Su Chin Pak is. Now I don’t have anything against her, really. However,...
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Catfish Recap: A Trailer of Mass Destruction
Time sure flies when you’re Catfishin’ the piss out of people. I remember one time I was Catfishin’ someone and was having so much fun that all of a sudden I was like, “It’s 2013 already?! And...
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Catfish Recap: Now THIS is How You Catfish Someone! (Clap. Clap. Clap.)
Well. I’m back. As I write this I am in the process of sweating out a fever so I can’t really be responsible for what I type tonight. I’m on enough meds to slow down a charging Kardashian (the one...
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Catfish Recap: I’ll Catfish Your Catfish and Raise You 1 Catfish
I beg your pardon, MTV, but if you’re going to try and convince me for one second that this chick isn’t Loyda from one of the past episodes we’re going to have some big problems. Either way, let the...
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Catfish Recap: More Than a Woman
I was debating if I should title this blog post “More Than a Woman” or “Back, Back, Forth and Forth” but I didn’t want to rock the boat (rock the boat, rock the boat). See what I did there?! That’s...
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Catfish Recap: What in the Holy Tila Tequila Hell?!
I wonder if that chick is still in Derek’s driveway? I bet she is. I’m also petitioning for this show to just be called” Derek’s Driveway: Who’s That Fat Chick in That There Shed?” I think it has a...
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Catfish Recap: Whoo da Phuck?!
The first 10 minutes of Catfish are always the best. I typically spend the first 2 minutes or so thinking that I’m getting bored with the show, but before the 10 minutes are up I am fists to the sky...
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Catfish Recap: This EXACT Same Thing Happened to Me with Paula Abdul Circa 1989
Each week it’s like Catfish Catfishes us in new and exciting ways. Just when you think it’s going to be the same old same old, they throw a wrench at us. A wrench that typically misses our head and...
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Catfish Recap: They Make it Seem Like Stalking is a Bad Thing
It seems like just yesterday we were in Derek’s driveway or in a lesbian love affair with Precious, but now it’s the season finale. You would have thought that after Season One people would have been...
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Catfish Recap: Craig, the Elusive Chanteuse and a Daddy Who Didn’t Know to...
Wow it’s been a spell or two since I’ve recapped something here at Camp IBBB. As you know (insert Luann voice) I’ve been selling out on the regular with such magazine sites as Esquire, Cosmopolitan,...
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Catfish Recap: The First Time THIS Ever Happened on Catfish!
I wanted to title this Catfish recap “I Can’t” and then just strap dynamite to my blog and have at it. Just when you think that Catfish can’t get any better, well, it certainly does. If you...
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If Catfish was around in the early 2000’s this would certainly be the episode that Kim Kardashian would be featured in. Meet Antoinette. Antoinette is basically just trying to get famous and will...
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Catfish Recap: Sorry Lucille, But Your Kidd Cole Dream Job is in Another Castle
Breaking News: Nev got a haircut. Technically the episode should end right there, but we’re all along for another ride in the wild and crazy world that is known as ‘Catfish.’ This week we get to...
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Catfish: So This is Just One Giant Tracie Thoms Audition Tape, No?
When you don’t have an online relationship that’s in the toilet, but are a struggling actress and still want some camera time, then Catfish is the place to be. Gone are the days where you need to be...
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Catfish Recap: Beelzebub and the Chat Room Nerd Herd
I think this crapisode should be titled “Back to Basics” because it really focuses on why we fell in love with this show in the first place. I feel comfort in the fact that we live in a world where...
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Catfish Recap: Because Myspace Was Built for Catfishing
Figure out your A/S/L because it’s time for another crapisode of Catfish! The episodes are like the Flintstone’s movies…they can never make enough. This week we meet Solana who, of course, works at...
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You’re Once, Twice, Three Times a Catfish
Similar to Joyce DeWitt, each week Catfish seems to reinvent themselves. This week we’re lucky enough to visit the island of Minnesota, where bears do sex to each other to keep warm in the winter....
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Catfish Recap: 20 Things You Need to Know About Jeff, Megan, Brandy and Popeye
1. Our contestant, Jeff, is from the part of Florida where pro sports players and the common man are allowed to kill people: Jeff is a sailor and met his online love, Megan, when she “accidentally”...
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Catfish Recap: With Special Guests Oprah and Gayle!
What the hell happened on Catfish last night? First off, why the hell was it on Tuesday? And 17th of all, I honestly feel like I would have to watch it 11 more times before I actually understood...
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